Once a month, we deliver a box of random baked goods to a random place at a random time.
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Up to 25% off! 🤑
Step2.
Preferences
Tell us:
1. Where to deliver.
2. Time period of when to deliver.
3. Dietary requirements.
We will try to accommodate your requests... 😉
Step3.
Get baked.
From your preferred locations and timings, we will randomly choose where and when to deliver the baked goods. You would have forgotten about it but will be pleasantly surprised! 🧁
Sounds kinda silly right?
Ready to get baked?
No no, trust us, this is real! Get baked at $29.99 a month. You set your preferences on what times we can deliver and where, whether that be home, work, your ex's place, or even to people in need. We will then deliver random joy.
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$29.99 / month
1. Delivery fee included in package. 💪
2. We won't send you cheap bakes like Oreos. 👍
3. Receive bakes that are personally sourced and loved by us. ❤️
4. Support local bakers! 🥯
5. Surprise yourself or make someone else's day. 😊One day we will be a unicorn. 🦄
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Feel free to give us feedback on how well 👍 (or how poorly 👎) we're doing, how we're contributing to diabetes or global obesity levels. Or don't. It's a free internet! 💻If you have to change your delivery address or have any special requests, do drop us a message, we're here to help!
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